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7 Travel Destinations You Can Wear Your MAGA Hat Without Getting Beat Up

by | Mar 5, 2024 | Top Ten

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By Gage Klipper ||

Now well into 2024, we’re all still a little vacation-deprived. We’ll never get back those years of lockdowns and shutdowns, after which ridiculous mandates still made travel all but unbearable for far too long. But in attempting to make up for lost time, we face a new problem: many of the nation’s top tourist spots are blue strongholds, gripped with urban crime and filled with people who hate your values.

We’re here to tell you that you don’t have to spend your hard-earned money propping up left-wing tourist traps. Whether you’re looking to relax on a beach, soak in some culture, or explore the great outdoors — we’ve found places you can do it all while proudly wearing your MAGA hat.

1. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

This one might be obvious, but we’d be doing you a disservice by not mentioning Myrtle Beach. It isn’t just a GOP stronghold, it’s Trump Country. Donald Trump pulled nearly two-thirds of the Horry County vote in South Carolina’s Republican primary at the end of February, while Nikki Haley garnered less than one-third. You won’t find any pearl clutching conservatism here.

Myrtle Beach is known as The Grand Strand — and it’s earned the nickname. With a string of beaches spanning 60 miles, it amounts to one giant beach resort. Of course, the number one attraction is the beaches themselves. Opt to stay in Broadway at the Beach, the area’s massive outdoor entertainment complex, or park your RV oceanside in quiet Myrtle Beach State Park — there’s something for travelers moving at every pace. And don’t forget the golf! With courses designed by legends Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer, you can find some of the best golf in the country.

Just make sure you take home a souvenir from the Trump Superstore right off the strip!

2. Amelia Island, Florida

Florida’s great, but some of the biggest tourist destinations are demented blue strongholds. If you’re not looking to meander through rainbow crosswalks, then Amelia Island is the perfect place for you.

Just 30 minutes from Jacksonville, the small island sits off the coast of Nassau County, the reddest county on Florida’s east coast. In 2020, it swung for Trump by a nearly 50-point margin. Yet the island itself is such a quiet enclave it’s a wonder the pristine beaches and dunes have not yet been taken over by smug, liberal elitists. Enjoy some of the most luxurious hotels that rival Miami’s best, or opt for a local bed and breakfast nestled in the island’s historical architecture. And with a history of French, Spanish, British and American rule, there’s plenty for the history buffs to explore. Make sure to check out Fort Clinch, a key Union base during the Civil War.

3. The Adirondacks, New York

When you think of visiting New York, your mind likely drifts to getting pushed onto the New York City subway tracks as locals look on like masked up zombies. While the city’s top tourist spots are firmly under the control of lefty lunatics, drive a few hours north and you’d be hard pressed to find any blue at all.

In fact, outside of the city, most of New York is solidly red. The sprawling Adirondack mountain range in the north of the state is divided into several counties, most of which went decisively for Trump in 2020. You can find a little bit of everything in the Adirondacks any time of year. You can find secluded mountain getaways throughout the region, as well as some of the best skiing in the northeast at Whiteface (home of the 1980 Winter Olympics). At the southern end, Lake George makes for some great summer fun, and is only a short drive from the renowned Saratoga race course. At the northern end, you’re so close to the Canadian border that you can easily take a day trip into Montreal to experience some French-Canadian culture.

 

4. The Upper Peninsula, Michigan

A largely untouched preserve cut off from the rest of the state, Michigan’s UP is one of America’s final frontiers. According to Census data, it makes up nearly a third of the state’s landmass but only accounts for 3% of the population. So it’s no surprise that, outside of the one college town Marquette, it’s a sea of red.

For the adventurers, there’s some of the best hunting, fishing, camping and hiking in the country. However, it’s for the faint of heart —the UP is about as “off the grid” as it’s possible to be in America. If rest and relaxation are more your speed, check out Mackinac Island, located in Lake Huron right off the UP. It’s a little slice of Nantucket right in the Heartland. The island is known for its sailing culture, and is famous for its annual races. Take a sailing tour or stay onshore to explore some of the unique cliffs and geological formations. The only thing you can’t do is drive — the island banned cars in 1898 and never looked back!

5. Gatlinburg, Tennessee 

Gatlinburg is a small mountain town that’s about as red as red can be. It’s located in Sevier County, which went for Trump by over 50 points in 2020.

A town of only a few thousand people, it’s best known as the gateway to the Great Smoky Mountains, a National Park sitting on over half a million acres of land. In town, there’s plenty of convention attractions, from museums to theme parks, and of course don’t forget to check out Dollywood! However, nature is the real draw. Check out the view from the Space Needle observation tower, take the Sky Lift up to the top of the mountain, or find your own way on the hundreds of miles of hiking trails.

6. Walla Walla Valley, Washington

Imagine spending time in California’s famous wine country, except not surrounded by liberal nut jobs who hate your guts. Well, that’s what it’s like in Walla Walla, Washington.

Like New York, Washington State is actually quite red once you get out of the urban bastions of blue-haired freaks. Washington’s wine country, located across several counties in the south west side of the state, swung for Trump by up to two-digit margins. Although not as red as the other areas, Walla Walla Valley is the heart of Washington wine country. Vineyard tours and wine tasting are the main draws, but a whole tourism industry has built up around it. You can find world class dining, boutique hotels, and seasonal festivals throughout the years. With over 130 wineries, it’s Napa Valley — just without the liberal lunacy.

 

7. Colorado Springs, Colorado

You might have thought there were no red cities left in America. While they’re few and far between, there’s at least one one left: Colorado Springs, Colorado, home to nearly a half million people. Buoyed by several U.S. military bases, the county went for Trump by over 10 points in 2020.

Colorado Springs has all the best of what urban America has to offer: a bustling downtown district filled with trendy restaurants, art galleries, and shopping. There’s a big performing arts scene, including the Colorado Springs Philharmonic and a Fine Arts Center that puts on a variety of productions. Even with all the comforts of the city, you’re up in the mountains in the Pikes Peak region, surrounded by the Rocky Mountains and national parks. With so many hiking and rafting opportunities available as day trips, you’ll be ready to hit the spa by the time you get back to the hotel.

 

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